I met this great girl at the yacht club on Friday night. I really want to meet up with her again. We had a lot in common- she likes boats, (obviously), and she’s working towards getting an online degree in criminal law, which I did years back. Unfortunately I can’t remember her name. Maybe it was Pam…
I do remember her annoying friend though. This guy came down from some cabin he’d been living in for a year and all he did was blab on and on about it. His name was Todd. He had really long hair, brown, and piled up like a nest on the top. He told all the girls there he invented some new shampoo you can make form berries and roots and stuff you find in the woods. Gross. But of course they all loved it!
And what do you know, after the party was over and everyone was outside milling around near the docks and looking for something to do Todd cracks open the trunk of his car and there’s like a whole case of his homemade shampoo there.
Even the girl I liked – maybe her name was Petra- or Petrie- I don’t know, it was something weird, even she bought a few bottles of this stuff. It looked like leaves and mud too me. I could be wrong.